My 1997 Mercedes E420 was the best car I ever owned.

Before I start, yes, I am a terrible driver. Unfortunately my beautiful car gave it’s life for me on April 18, 2004. This time what happened in ‘Vegas quite literally stayed in ‘Vegas.

Paradise Road Is One Way 

At some point Paradise Road becomes a one-way street into the airport.

Gave up it's life for me. 

I was talking to my passenger and distracted. When I realized I was headed to the airport, I decided to make a U-turn. I actually pulled into the middle lane, that I perceived as a median, stopped, put my blinker on, looked ahead for oncoming traffic (which obviously wasn’t there) and then went for it.

Drivers Side Door.

The moment of impact was unreal. The speeding taxi hit the strongest part of the car, where the firewall intersects the frame. A foot or two further back and I’d likely have been a corpse.

The taxi that T-Boned me in Las Vegas 

This is the taxi cab, now permanently off duty, driven by a woman who saw dollar signs attached to my mistake.

The taxi did not even try to stop

There is no evidence that she even took her foot off the gas until after the impact. In fact, after hitting me she bounced off and kept going.

One very exepensive broken ankle

Her only injury was a broken ankle from when her foot hit the floor of her car. Today she’s $100,000 richer.