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November 8th, 2007

Why I chose the Honda Ridgeline.

The Honda Ridgeline is an odd looking vehicle, with that angled line down from the cab to the tailgate. Initially I didn’t like it but then it was explained to me why (because it’s a unibody and the angle of that panel provides a lot more rigidity) and it all made sense. The way my mind works, making sense helps me like it a lot more. Read the rest of this entry »

July 10th, 2005

Definition of a New Word - Exclued

Exclued \iks’ klüd\ 1: (adj.) something that is so boldly un-cool that it is actually therefore cool. Examples: William Shatner, Adam West, the Chevy Corvair, the VW Thing, the calculator watch, multi-colored bowling shoes, polyester sport jackets (especially if they’re reversible), tuxedo pants, military surplus clothing, any clothing with farm implement or seed logos, any beat-up full-sized pickup truck (especially if the driver is a hot chick), Las Vegas, Hawaiian music, lounge music, PDA phones, the wifebeater t-shirt, the bomb shelter or being a preacher or a missionary. 2: (vb.) to transition from being cool to the masses to cool among the really cool few. Examples: Mark Wahlberg, Brooke Shields, Robert Mitchum, Carrie Fisher, the Pontiac Trans Am, low-res Fisher Price video cameras, cigars, Frank Lloyd Wright houses, WWII airplanes, ballroom dancing, swing dancing, the harmonica, anything in that awful 1970’s green, ice breaker games at parties and hacky-sac   

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April 20th, 2004

Accident on Paradise Road, Las Vegas, April 18, 2004

My 1997 Mercedes E420 was the best car I ever owned.

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